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July 19, 2018 05:49

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#Domainer Soccer Club launches! Join now, it’s free

Jeff Sass of dot .CLUB announced the immediate launch of Domainer Soccer Club, to coincide with the FIFA World Cup 2018 fever. The .CLUB executive shared the following information on the new venture: “For a full month, we are going to be very busy with soccer, or football as Euros call it. Instead of eating […]

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#Amazon Echo registered 1000 domains after #Alexa malfunctioned

An Amazon Echo owner received a hefty bill from Uniregistry, after the popular voice-activated gadget went on a domain registration rampage. Shocked? So are we. Apparently, Amazon’s Alexa registered 1,000 domain names, without the Echo’s owner intending to. Bob Smith, the unsuspecting domainer, owns 2 cats by the name of Damien and Regis. On Friday […]

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The #Domain King and the #Royal Wedding

Thousands of on-site spectators and millions of others via television witnessed today’s Royal Wedding. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were united in holy matrimony, at the St George’s Chapel. Dozens of celebrities attended the Royal Wedding, but one domain celebrity was sorely missing: The Domain King. Rick Schwartz politely declined the invitation to attend the […]

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#GDPR now 3rd least popular word, after “Nazi” and “Mother-in-law”

GDPR is about to invade the United States, crossing over from Europe, on May 25th. The far-reaching legal concoction devised by Euro bureaucrats, has strict demands and penalties for anyone that dares mess with European data. According to the latest research on popularity, “GDPR” now comes in third after “Nazi” and “Mother-in-law” as least popular […]

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#Domainers arrested at #Starbucks for wi-fi abuse over #WHOIS

Two domain investors were arrested at a Miami Starbucks over the weekend, after they allegedly abused the cafe’s wi-fi. Bob and Jack Arkautras, twin brothers from Lithuania, sat at the Starbucks for seventeen hours on Friday, and another fourteen on Saturday, using its wireless Internet resources at full peak. “Those gentlemen were clearly abusing our […]

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#Domainer releases “proof of sale” document for $20 dollar #domain flip

An expert domainer, who hand-registers domains and turns them into sizable sales of double that amount, has released “proof of sale” for his latest domain flip. Challenged by another domainer on the popular domain forum, NamePros, user flipz4domainz shared the document with the demanding crowd. “Proof it that u got to sale that domain for […]

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#Kenya prepares for new #ccTLD addition to its #domains

Kenya is getting ready to introduce a new top level domain to its existing ccTLD range, after a series of seismic activities are splitting the African nation. Due to intense tectonic activity, Kenya is being split apart into an east and west direction. While the full split will complete in about 50 million years, Kenyan […]

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#Liechtenstein : Now you can register #domain names up to 2199

Liechtenstein is a small European country; all of its 62 square mile area is surrounded by Switzerland and Austria. With almost $100,000 dollars per capita, it’s one of the richest countries in the world, without any production of oil. Soon, domain names with a dot .li ending, the ccTLD of Liechtenstein, will be available for […]

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#Domain investing : Poor #student entrepreneurs drop out of college

Dariusz and Gustaw Promenius, brothers that were enterprising students seeking to acquire premium domain names for “reg fee” have dropped out of college. The Latvian brothers turned in their student ids at the Riga Royal College of Business last week, after quitting all classes. Their decision to quit school was due to “lack of funds.” […]

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#Uniregistry Market : “Ass pass” will help tackle #domain lowballers

Uniregistry listens to its loyal customers, and is rolling out a new, exciting feature at its domain marketplace. The Uniregistry Market Ass Pass will allow for a range of explosive responses, via a pre-selected menu of insulting replies. “Many domain investors with portfolios at Uniregistry Market are sick and tired by the increased amount of […]

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