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Today only: The #Domain King’s #Coronavirus survival kit special for #domainers

The Domain King, Rick Schwartz, has been extremely proactive with regards to the Coronavirus pandemic. Rick canceled the Asheville meetup early on, saving domainers both money and anguish: no canceled flights, no wasted hotel booking, and no anti-Covid19 mask expenses. He then bought plentiful provisions, such as nonperishable food, toilet paper, Italian spring water, toilet […]

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All #GoDaddy registered #domain names are safe from the #Coronavirus

Fresh from a data inspection of its entire domain inventory under management, GoDaddy announced its safety report against the Covid19 coronavirus. The largest domain registrar in the world scanned about 75 million domains and delivered the report today. “We are 100% in compliance with the CDC regulations regarding the handling of domain assets by our […]

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#Domain King’s bunker in #Asheville ready to welcome #domainers globally

An early Monday scare about postponing the Asheville meetup of domainers, organized by the Domain King, was dispelled later today. Rick Schwartz’s concern about the coronavirus epidemic turned into a quick change in plans, but latter research reveals plans are still solid. “I managed to get a bunker in Asheville able to sustain nuclear warheads […]

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Ragazzo Greciano : #Roman numerals – the next big thing in #domain investing

The last report by Ragazzo Greciano, the prolific domain investment expert from Napoli, Italy, is not about Q4/2019 but about the future of aftermarket sales for numeric domains. Greciano’s familiarity with his mother land, Italy, has led him discover the true passion of Italian domain investors, using his signature High Tech Domain Analytic Heuristics (HTAH) […]

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Fake #GoDaddy socks can lead to devastating #domain name sales!

Rumors that GoDaddy socks act like a dosage of good juju, promoting immeasurable luck and prosperity, have led to a sea of copycats made in China. Chinese sock factories are working overtime, producing GoDaddy sock knockoffs by the millions, and they are selling them on Alibaba and Amazon at ridiculously low prices. “We are aware […]

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#Wuhan coronavirus spreading through bad quality .CN #domains

The deadly Wuhan coronavirus is spreading in China, thanks to bad quality .CN domain names. Chung Pong Wu, chief epidemiologist of the Chinese Party, shared his findings today, at the regular Communist Party meeting: “Wuhan coronavirus bad, very very bad. If need help, see doctor. Drink water lot. Information, no register .CN domain with letter […]

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Crappy but aged #domain makes its first revenue ever in 2020!

It’s a great start in 2020 for a domain investor’s precious domain asset; the 2010 registration just hit it big with its first PPC income. A full decade after its registration, the domain managed to score substantial revenue, fully justifying its 10 years of existence. “I’m so overcome with joy and totally thrilled by my […]

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#Uni Market : One second before midnight might get you a free #domain!

If you register a domain at Uniregistry one second before midnight on December 31, 2019, it might be free. Frank Schilling, founder of Uniregistry, said on Twitter: “Uni will give away 20 free domain names, as long as they are registered 1 second before 2019 ends! It’s a way of saying goodbye to a great […]

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Kassey Lee of #DNW : Why I didn’t buy the #domain KL.com

Kassey Lee is rolling out numerous juicy articles about China’s obsession with domain names, using DNW. The multilingual domain expert whose initials are “KL” explains why he didn’t spend the cash to get KL.com, a premium two letter domain like the ones he writes about. “When I write articles about domains, this doesn’t mean I […]

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Mr. Lowballer : Let’s all sue ICANNT!

Hey guys, what’s up? Hope you had lots of bird this Thanksgiving. Mr. Lowballer is full of turkey goodness until Christmas. Anyway, I am about to sue ICANNT and so should you. It’s a real bummer but someone’s got to do it. I’m lawyering up and in 2020 the big guns come out, shooting left […]

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