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February 16, 2020 22:01

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Fake #GoDaddy socks can lead to devastating #domain name sales!

Rumors that GoDaddy socks act like a dosage of good juju, promoting immeasurable luck and prosperity, have led to a sea of copycats made in China. Chinese sock factories are working overtime, producing GoDaddy sock knockoffs by the millions, and they are selling them on Alibaba and Amazon at ridiculously low prices. “We are aware […]

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#Wuhan coronavirus spreading through bad quality .CN #domains

The deadly Wuhan coronavirus is spreading in China, thanks to bad quality .CN domain names. Chung Pong Wu, chief epidemiologist of the Chinese Party, shared his findings today, at the regular Communist Party meeting: “Wuhan coronavirus bad, very very bad. If need help, see doctor. Drink water lot. Information, no register .CN domain with letter […]

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Crappy but aged #domain makes its first revenue ever in 2020!

It’s a great start in 2020 for a domain investor’s precious domain asset; the 2010 registration just hit it big with its first PPC income. A full decade after its registration, the domain managed to score substantial revenue, fully justifying its 10 years of existence. “I’m so overcome with joy and totally thrilled by my […]

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#Uni Market : One second before midnight might get you a free #domain!

If you register a domain at Uniregistry one second before midnight on December 31, 2019, it might be free. Frank Schilling, founder of Uniregistry, said on Twitter: “Uni will give away 20 free domain names, as long as they are registered 1 second before 2019 ends! It’s a way of saying goodbye to a great […]

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Kassey Lee of #DNW : Why I didn’t buy the #domain KL.com

Kassey Lee is rolling out numerous juicy articles about China’s obsession with domain names, using DNW. The multilingual domain expert whose initials are “KL” explains why he didn’t spend the cash to get KL.com, a premium two letter domain like the ones he writes about. “When I write articles about domains, this doesn’t mean I […]

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Mr. Lowballer : Let’s all sue ICANNT!

Hey guys, what’s up? Hope you had lots of bird this Thanksgiving. Mr. Lowballer is full of turkey goodness until Christmas. Anyway, I am about to sue ICANNT and so should you. It’s a real bummer but someone’s got to do it. I’m lawyering up and in 2020 the big guns come out, shooting left […]

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“OK domainer!” expression catching up with #startup CEOs

“OK domainer” is a phrase catching up with founders and CEOs of Silicon Valley startups, when they want to indicate their displeasure with having to buy their dream domain in the aftermarket. Millennial prodigies based at their dad’s garage, often believe that they are entitled to whichever domain they came up with, even if it […]

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Unethical Capital LLC acquired RIP #domain registry in all-cash transaction

PR Domain Wire – San Fransisco / CA – Via Internet News Global hedge fund managers, Unethical Capital LLC, has acquired veteran domain industry underdog registry, RIP. The all-cash transaction was welcomed by financial analysts, all while receiving the blessings of Internet overseer, ICANNT. “We are super happy with this acquisition that places our company […]

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#Domain manual : New book about how to succeed in domain investing

Everybody and their uncle is churning out domain ebooks these days, and while no paper is wasting trees from the Amazon forest, ebooks are not as good as printed books. Popular domain investor, Dough Meiner, has announced the immediate availability of his new printed book, “Domain Manual” with the tagline, “BECOME A SUCCESSFUL DOMAIN NAME […]

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New high scores at the #Uniregistry “jumping chicken” game!

Visitors to Uniregistry.com have achieved new high scores, on its popular jumping chicken game. The browser game consists of a chicken avoiding obstacles, and is controlled with the space bar of the keyboard. Uniregistry has been installing “shiny new code” currently, and while the downtime of the services is temporary, many domain investors took advantage […]

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